After accepted the fact that our heroes' original plans are now permanently ruined, more of the back story on why they've been taken to Al Simhara has been revealed. Omri, the phony pilot is being forced to participate by Nashville_Kittens' henchman as well as Jake who's being forced to search for mummies to contribute to the "ultimate plan". The heroes begin to suspect something when they meet with Zeri, Brunettesimgirl, MissTickle, Leggokatz, and Hippiedippie who had also taken the wrong flight. Rihanna is also involved with the dark side by being a scout at the hotel the protagonists are staying at. Now with that side of the story being breached, what exactly is Switch doing all alone at Sleeping Dragon? Find out in today's episode of LOST!
"WHERE..."
"IS EVERYONE!!??"
"Ugh....well. I've been yelling out for about an entire hour. I'm surprised no one sent for the police about the-wait a minute. Who am I kidding, this place can't afford a steady service. No police, no fireman, no pizza guy, no anything! Why did we decide to vacation here again? Speaking of pizza, I'm hungry! I guess I'll cook me a few hot dogs on the grill..."
"Okay Switch! You can do this! You can cook a decent hot dog without any trouble. Oh wait, FLAMES! I LIKE FLAMES!-No, focus! Okay, just add some charcoal and some lighter fluid. All set! Now for the hot part! VWOOSH!"
"OH SIMGURUPOPTART WITH CINAMON! Too much lighter fluid!!! Oh wait a minute...that's not lighter fluid, that's propane!"
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
*KABOOM*
3 hours later
"Now what?"
"Hey wait, what's that!?"
"Is it the bat signal? I love batman!-"
"OH MY PLUMBOB"
(Watch the video, then proceed down)
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"ACK! That performance makes me want to throw up!"
"Find stuff to throw at her!"
"Talk to the hand!"
"This is an interesting book.."
What
have
I
just
seen
"You all have NO taste whatsoever you imperfect little punks!"
*later on*
Switch -"Interesting, er, performance Arsie *cough* I mean Jarsie. Why are you singing in the first place?"
"Oh great, what do YOU want Bitc-*cough* I mean Switch! Haven't you ruined my life enough? Now leave!"
"Don't make me get my pumpkins..."
"No!! Anything but the pumpkins!"
"Then answer my question and I won't send you into oblivion."
Jarsie -"Fine! I sing now because I'm trying to raise enough money to get off this stinking island! After you left the Altos set up a hotel here. Since I hate doing housework this seemed to be my only choice, that answer all your questions?"
Switch -"I guess, now get out of my sight!"
♪I'm the fly in your soup! I'm the pebble in your shoe! I'm the pea beneath your bed! I'm the bump on every head! I'm the peal on which you sleep! I'm the pin in every hip. I'm the thorn in your side
makes you wriggle and writhe♪
"Why is Voltaire play in my head!?"
"Oh wait, it's the internal distress call that I implanted when I created Blade! Especially for when he needs help."
"Blade! Are you guys okay?"
"No! Switch, we need your help! We've been imprisoned by some jackasses"
"Impossible! A donkey could never achieve that high of a scholastic preference!
*Sigh*
"People arguing with themselves about donkeys? What's wrong with this island?"
"No you flubber head! Some other people have captured us and put us in incredibly unsanitary cells. So unless if you want us to DIE, get over here with your jet and nuke them!"
"Uhm, yeah, about that..."
"It kind of exploded"
"What!? Were you playing with fire again!?"
"No...it was for productive reasons!"
"Ugh well just-oh no. Gotta go, someone's coming!"
"WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON!?"
"There she is girls, GET HER!"
"You'll never take me alive!"
*Meanwhile in Al Simhara*
"Any luck with getting Switch with your cranium phone doohickey?"
"No, I tried calling her back after Rihanna left but she isn't answering..."
"I just wanted some shrimp cocktails!"
"Eh boss. Operation ♪Man Down♪ is complete. They are now in ♪A hopeless place♪. What about Lever, or ♪Whoever that chicks♪ name is?"
"I've sent a few of my men to Sleeping Dragon. By dawn they will have arrived and will be taking her to us!"
"Okay, Rihanna out."
To be continued...
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