April Fools day...(and some other shiz)

Y U NO ON SCHOOL DAY!?

Really, I wanted to pull a few pranks on my fellow students, and perhaps get a few teachers involved. You see, what I wanted to do one day is to get one of my teachers to pretend to be really mad at my friend as if he cheated on a test (Cheating is strictly punished at my school) and she'll tell him to call his parents. While he's dialing it I wanted my teacher to say "..and while you're on the phone with her, tell her APRIL FOOLS!!!"

GAH! I wanted to do that so badly >_< oh well, it was the thought that counts right? Anyways, I've been seriously obsessed with Civilization V. It's so freaking fun! It's a tactical game where your object is to either rule the entire world with your civilization, make peace with all the other countries(yawn!), win through extreme culture, or be the first one in space. It's incredibly addicting and I've fallen victim to staying up past 4am because of it. Really, it's that fun! Especially the part where you can create a nuclear missile, I bombed the Alexander the Great with that. OO! Also there's war robots! Julius Caesar had the pleasure of meeting those beasts >:D

As you can tell, history get seriously screwed with in this game. For instance, I started off as Wu Zetian the Empress of China, and do you know where it spawned us at? Eastern USA! Of all places! Beijing sits where Washington DC would and on the West coast was the Ottoman Empire. To say the least I ruled all of America soon, without the pleasure of meeting an actual American! Then came along a tiny boat filled with the little twerps. "Greetings!" Washington said. "Shall we make a declaration of friendship?"

I wanted to ally with USA, since I didn't know how powerful they were. I soon set out for "Africa" to see who settled there, and good grief it was USA! Washington DC was were Cairo in Egypt was supposed to be and Chicago was in Uganda and all sorts! I guess they were really into capturing this Kony character amirite?(Ha! See what I did there? *ba dum tss*)

To save you all of the trouble with all my rambling I'll simplify everything XD

India =  1/2 of China and 1/2 of Russia with 1/4 of India

Rome = Korea, Japan, and Oceania (they settled on literally every island, was a bitch trying to conquer them!)

Persia = All of Europe (didn't know what happened there)

USA = Everywhere that oil existed plus all Africa (I'm not joking)

Japan = The other 1/2 of China and Russia

Ottoman people = Western USA

China (Me) = Eastern USA and Canada

Central America was ruled by some city states, all of South Africa was ruled by them to. Also, New Zealand and Australia hadn't been settled in yet, so I got both and saved you from the stupid AI ;)

Antartica and the other 3/4 of India = Forever Alone

If you've gotten this far then you deserve a cookie!

I still play sims but I'm still addicted to Civilization. I beat a majority of the main quests in Skyrim (Besides the blades because FUCK YOU! I'm not killing Paanthrax!) I may begin another one someday to try the Stormcloak rebellion.

I DID IT O_O an actual full length post! Didn't know I had it in me...

edit: Oh! Remember when I said I was allies with USA? Turns out Washington decided to be a dick and denounce me publicly. Little did he know of my 8 nuclear missiles standing by. They should have thought that through!